Don’t get a tattoo or you’re condemned to hell.– Things Jesus Never Said (via thingsjesussneversaid)
5 days until my birthday. 5 days until Medieval times. 5 days until Eli Manning stares blankly at the cameras for SNL.
Every once in a while, someone I forgot about completely updates their status on Facebook. At that specific moment I realize that I literally thought someone was dead without knowing it.
thisisvodka: rachelberet: imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET